Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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