i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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