i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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