Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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