I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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