1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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