So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
4 words: hood of his car
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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