Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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