My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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