My hair reeks of homosexuality.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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