She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
please don't ironically join a cult
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