He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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