the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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