There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
