sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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