would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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