Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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