i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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