I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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