When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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