I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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