ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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