then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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