I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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