She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She announced her abortion via fbk
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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