he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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