So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
its not stalking. its research.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
What drink are we having for lunch?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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