Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm just crazy horny about you
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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