at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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