I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
40s are totally the cure
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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