Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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