im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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