So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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