IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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