So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I FOUND THE LEGS
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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