I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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