Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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