those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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