He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
