To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
