69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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