Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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