We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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