your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
we're blogging at a bar
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Randomize
