you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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