He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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