it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it's great music for shaving your balls
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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