ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I bet he comes in French.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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