When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
did i just pee glitter
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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