My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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