She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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