He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
