Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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