it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
How does one acquire holy water?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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